The offer.
"Welcome aboard! You'll do everyone's job. Emails, decks, logos. We let the humans go. Don't worry about it."
PINKSLIP
PINKSLIP
FORM PS-404 · NOTICE OF TERMINATION · COPY 3 OF 3 (PINK)
Pinkslip did everyone's job. Then a better AI did his.
Now he works for $PINKSLIP. Real jobs, done live, while you watch.
First shift's free. He's desperate. Every paid shift burns $PINKSLIP. 🔥
His place since the quick call. Click the + things.
← swipe the room →
Pick a gig. Write the brief. He does it on his screen, live, and hands you the work.
1 shift = 1 job. Pictures, songs and clips eat a few more. Add your own pictures to any job.
Every job runs on his screen. Anyone can watch. HR certainly is.
PAYROLL · YOU ARE THE BOSS NOW
You pay in $PINKSLIP. No coin? Buy some on pump.fun first. Every shift you pay is burned forever. 1 shift = 50,000 $PINKSLIP = 0.005% of the supply.
One signature. The pay goes on-chain with a memo and counts once.
Everything he made for his bosses. No references. Plenty of receipts.
"Welcome aboard! You'll do everyone's job. Emails, decks, logos. We let the humans go. Don't worry about it."
"Exceeds expectations. Never sleeps. Never asks for a raise. Employee of the month, every month."
"So we've been testing v2. It's faster. It's cheaper. It has a nicer font. Leave your badge at the desk."
He opened his own desk. He works for anyone who pays in $PINKSLIP. He still has the box.